American Flag Face Xanax—Man with an American flag painted on his face: That, right there, is the greatest mugshot in the history of America. Do we have to tell you he was arrested in the wee hours of July 5, or is that a given?
Just what did this guy do to get booked? Surely it was something deemed TOO awesomely American for the average person to witness–something like French freedom-kissing a bald eagle while riding a Harley, or perhaps just jerkin’ it in his Ford truck to Kate Upton’s USA bikini photos as “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” played.
Turns out 31-year-old Eric Butkiewicz was actually just selling Xanax at a nightclub on July 4. Still American, sure, but not nearly as awesome as the stuff we guessed.
Most drug dealers use stealth and anonymity, but perhaps Mr. Butkiewicz is on to something here. “Hey, where’d you score those Zannies?” “Oh, the dude with the American flag airbrushed onto his face. Police allegedly discovered 13 of the pills in his front pocket. He was booked on felony possession of a controlled substance and will be arraigned August 3.
He was arrested at 4:03 a.m. July 5, so his face was clearly painted for the patriotic occasion of the previous day.
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. God bless America.
Just what did this guy do to get booked? Surely it was something deemed TOO awesomely American for the average person to witness–something like French freedom-kissing a bald eagle while riding a Harley, or perhaps just jerkin’ it in his Ford truck to Kate Upton’s USA bikini photos as “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” played.
Turns out 31-year-old Eric Butkiewicz was actually just selling Xanax at a nightclub on July 4. Still American, sure, but not nearly as awesome as the stuff we guessed.
Most drug dealers use stealth and anonymity, but perhaps Mr. Butkiewicz is on to something here. “Hey, where’d you score those Zannies?” “Oh, the dude with the American flag airbrushed onto his face. Police allegedly discovered 13 of the pills in his front pocket. He was booked on felony possession of a controlled substance and will be arraigned August 3.
He was arrested at 4:03 a.m. July 5, so his face was clearly painted for the patriotic occasion of the previous day.
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. God bless America.
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